Jos oisin miehen näköinen (huom miehen näköinen eli transprosessi vaikka) niin.... Enhä mä ees....... Mit........ Okei no tota............. First of all i wouldn't be dating anyone i want to 😭 because I just don't think that any of my crushes are gay or bi. (I mean they should be but if they aren't i cant help it????)
Then id be like ok now i look like a guy, yay?????? Finally??????? But everything else would still be wrong. + Mun toinen unelma ei ikinä toteutuis varmuudel tai siis ööh multiple dreams. Unless eunkwang&hoyoung are like ya I'm bi suddenly. (U know when i meet them like any day now.....)
But even if they were both bi and suddenly attracted to me as a male- LOOKING human. Let me correct myself: as a male-looking female. As a female who looks exactly like a man when dressed and so on. Even if they were attracted to that (would be a miracle).
I be looking like this and both eunkwang and hoyoung will fall madly in love with me:
Trust me bro
So could you please forget the mental illness now that you know that it would never ever happen xD if you rllyyyyy wanna impress a straight man
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You cant be looking like dis 💀
Who knows if they're straight......... It's my best bet though because nothing suggests otherwise....... Or....? :D
Well if you wanna be sure........ They both have female exes......................... You gotta stay looking like dis........ If you look like that (the link...) wellllllll......... It's less likely 🤷🏻♀️ you know you gotta stay looking like this..... And forget the mental illness........ Because............... For some reason........ They like women...... Crazy concept...... But they do.... Why? Dont ask me.... But.... The evidence supports it......... They have female exes..... So i think.......
Oh well i would still like to look like a man :)
Mutta en kyllä voi koska ilman (eunkwangia... Hoyoungia....) en pärjää
